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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:05

Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
PC modding repository Nexus Mods has a new owner - The Verge
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Europe stock markets open lower; FTSE 100 choppy after UK economy shrinks more than expected - CNBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
What are the best (AI) chatbots available online?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Marines in LA as ICE protests spread to more U.S. cities: In photos - Axios
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Tahini Is The High Protein Food You Can Eat Every Day—With Almost Everything - Vogue
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Season 3 Perfect Parry change has big implications for C. Viper in Street Fighter 6 - EventHubs
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Minds and Behinds
What are the differences between red and blue LED lights for skin treatment?