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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

PC modding repository Nexus Mods has a new owner - The Verge

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Europe stock markets open lower; FTSE 100 choppy after UK economy shrinks more than expected - CNBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Billionaire BlackRock CEO Larry Fink Warns $36,000,000,000,000 Debt Will ‘Overwhelm’ America Unless Stellar Economic Growth Achieved - The Daily Hodl

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

No, not a chance

Can you explain the difference between a detox center and an addiction treatment center? Are they interchangeable terms?

share office space ...

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

What are the best (AI) chatbots available online?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

ESA’s new asteroid hunter opens its eye to the sky - European Space Agency

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

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Nuts and Butts

No go.

Minds and Behinds

What are the differences between red and blue LED lights for skin treatment?